The mighty snowblower
If you were a snowdrift, you might quake in fear at the sight of this monster:
Oh, sure, it doesn't look like much. But I tell you that this machine is a stone cold snow assassin. It tosses powder and slush with equal aplomb. See how it makes quick work of a certain household's long driveway, which my dad and I used to shovel manually:
What's that, you say? You park your car on the street? No problem:
The credit really goes to my dad, who had the foresight to go out and buy this thing a couple winters back, when nary a snowflake was falling, and Lowe's was selling the beautiful machines at a deep discount. This winter, they can probably command any price they want.
Anyway, we're finding with the mighty snowblower that it's easy to be generous. With each snowstorm, we end up digging out more and more of the neighbors at each place where we work - my house, my folks' house, and the grandfolks' place. They say we might get two more historic snowstorms before this amazing winter is done with us. If that happens, we'll probably just arrange a contract with the township to clear out everybody.
Oh, sure, it doesn't look like much. But I tell you that this machine is a stone cold snow assassin. It tosses powder and slush with equal aplomb. See how it makes quick work of a certain household's long driveway, which my dad and I used to shovel manually:
What's that, you say? You park your car on the street? No problem:
The credit really goes to my dad, who had the foresight to go out and buy this thing a couple winters back, when nary a snowflake was falling, and Lowe's was selling the beautiful machines at a deep discount. This winter, they can probably command any price they want.
Anyway, we're finding with the mighty snowblower that it's easy to be generous. With each snowstorm, we end up digging out more and more of the neighbors at each place where we work - my house, my folks' house, and the grandfolks' place. They say we might get two more historic snowstorms before this amazing winter is done with us. If that happens, we'll probably just arrange a contract with the township to clear out everybody.
